I've seen the Dark Web?.........lol, xxx.

.............sum pretty vacant guy

............eating tissue from a woman's tummy

.............slivers of red

.............thank God she was dead

...............the guy had no recollection of what he was doin

..............criminally insane, ....just short of Schizophrenia

.............an a heavy 'Hospital Bill'

....................................he told me later?

.................................."It was the worst meal he had ever had" !!

....................but he said 'he didn't have to pay for it"

.......................................well that's all right then !!

.....................xxxxx.

Mouth, moss. mosquito......

....as it sais on the packets?

........it seems to be a food complaint?

.........gets under your dentures

.........an stays there?

...........your dentist won't remove it

..........he, being Asian

..........chip on the shoulder chap

an no one dares go near him...........................COVID 19

.................he complains to his 'Bank Manger'

...............about hand outs? But theres nothing cummin

..............except a packet of cigerettes

.............which he hates

..............sweaty tar removal

.............next best thing...............to street cleaning

..............an he got a degree?

......................................................lol, lol, lol, xxx

Definition...lol, xxx.

............there's always the odd one out?

............PHYCHOSIS is when.....

.............you're divorced wife, an the BBC's bullys rent collector

...........'jump' on you, both together?

.............also, at the same time !! You're neighbour knocks at your door

..............an complains about you playing 'Lemmy & Motorhead'

..............2 AM, when people are dyin

..............as if I care, "Thats why I am playing it" !!

.............., also !!  the Off Licence has refused you an, 'extra strong'

...............can of beer

..............because your pound coin is out of date?

..............plus also, the 'Pretty Woman', across the street has left !!

..............having failed to bribe you

.............over sexual offences

.............that never materialised!!

................shame !!!, lol, xxx.

...............an she looked pretty good............from a distance

................smelt rotten though !!!!!!

................LOL, xxxx.

...............then there's the NHS

...............all moved out of town

...............doctor as well?

.............'Lock Down"

...............................................then Google phone up an say?

........................................do you want to place an "AD'

............................"No of course not" !! I'm just into your smutty PORN'

.............................like everybody else?

...................................................................psychosis a common complaint

.............................lol, lol, xxx

He went too far....an got shot !!

..............I only hang around with people who are qualified?

............like a 'Toilet attendant'

...........in a Train station, in a Town

...........long ago

..........Tstudent Tstuff

...........Tlong Time ago

...........They Took advantage

..........but showed a lot of 'Intrest'

...........then my son was born

........................................"job in the pit for you then lad then"

...........got out of 'that one easily enough'?

..................Margeret Thatcher

.................'closed them all down'

............................................LOL, XXX

.......................................'Britain an Empire'

.................as carl marx said...........

............."History has a habit of repeating itself"

..........................................................................................lol, xxx.

New Colours for 2020

A suprisingly warm, "May Day!" 2020.

..........done just the other week

Pellon Plant Life

June 2020